“Dude, that was three years ago.”
“So you remember?”
“I still have the ‘Never Forget’ newspaper clipping on my fridge”
“So?”
“Yes, I remember!”
“So you know how the alien blood was all acidic and gross and killed you if it touched you.”
“Never forget. . . on my fridge.”
“So, it turns out that the blood hardens after 18 months or so.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, it turns out the blood basically cures dandruff.”
“Seborrhea’s reign of terror is over?”
“Yeah. Seriously, it’s really a good thing we cloned all those aliens.”