The not quite human doctor continued, “The solution to all this world’s problems has been delivered unto us with these seeds from the sky! Even as we speak, one of the pods is growing to be an exact copy of you down to the cellular level. The next time you sleep it shall absorb your mind, your memories, indeed, your very being. Tomorrow, you will wake up as one of us. You will live in a simpler world without the needless complications of love, desire, ambition-“
“Let me stop you right there, doc! How much is this gonna cost me?”