For more on this story we go to David Cogburn in Depew.
EXT. DEPEW – Two men are standing in front of what may be farmland.
You say you saw the creature attack the goats?
Yep. I saw him suck all the blood right out of the little one until it got all shriveled and gross. It made a horrible gargling sound. I will never forget it.
Gurgling. For it to be gargling, the chupacabra would have to be intentionally trying to clean his throat with blood.
Well, how do you know he wasn’t?