For more on this story we go to David Cogburn in Depew.
Cut to:
EXT. DEPEW – Two men are standing in front of what may be farmland.
DAVID
You say you saw the creature attack the goats?
BYSTANDER
Yep. I saw him suck all the blood right out of the little one until it got all shriveled and gross. It made a horrible gargling sound. I will never forget it.
DAVID
Gurgling. For it to be gargling, the chupacabra would have to be intentionally trying to clean his throat with blood.
BYSTANDER
Well, how do you know he wasn’t?