“This is an outrage!” the man shouted in an unplaceable accent. “These people use my name, and tell these ridiculous stories! How can I let them get away with these affronts?!”
“I’m sorry, but your likeness fell into the realm of public domain in April of 1962. Once that’s happened, it makes what you are suggesting extremely difficult.”
“They’ve turned me into Judas, an alien and a dog. And they never portray me with my beautiful mustache!” Dracula complained.