“Why don’t people like it when Superman smokes weed?”
“Why?”
“Because he acts all high and mighty.”
“Superman flies.”
“What?”
“He flies. He doesn’t need drugs to get high. You’re impugning Superman’s reputation unnecessarily.”
“-But-”
“You could just say ‘why don’t people like it when Superman flies?’ Then again the people of Metropolis really like it when Superman flies. Though, they seem excited when a bird flies, or a plane. ”
“-But-“
“Thor. Thor is known as the Mighty Thor. Plus, he is way more likely to get drunk, not counting a <i>Superman III</i> sort of situation.”
“I hate you.”