“Now it’s over I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I want to do.” -TMBG
There’s a zombie in the house. For every one you see, there are probably three more living in the walls. I bait a glue trap with some cow brains.
There’s a zombie in the house. He wears the skin of my last boyfriend. Sometimes when I’m lonely, I still find him attractive.
There’s a zombie in the house. I can hear the moans, but their echoing makes it hard to determine their origin. I guess I’ll lock my bedroom door, tonight.
There’s a zombie in the house, not observing quiet hours.
There’s a zombie in the house. That’s what happens when you leave the window open, but running the air conditioner is so expensive.
There’s a zombie in the house. I wonder how much of the person I knew is still inside it. I wonder if he is still racist.
There’s a zombie in the house. His nose just fell off. He smells terrible.
There’s a zombie in the house. I keep singing that Cranberries song to him; he doesn’t think it’s funny.
There’s a zombie in the house. I thought it would be cool for him to try out my Segway. He’s rubbish.
There’s a zombie in the house. I wish he wouldn’t eat in the living room.
There’s a zombie in the house. What the hell? His sneakers are nicer than mine!
There’s a zombie in the house. I threw a rock at him. And a roll of toilet paper. And a medium sized ramekin.
There’s a zombie in the house. He keeps on watching “Two and a Half Men”, even the episode with Ashton Kutcher.
There’s a zombie in the house. If he’s gonna stay here, he really ought to help out with the rent.
There’s a zombie in the house. Related, I’ve been going through so much Fabreze lately.
There’s a zombie in the house. He’s getting better at the Segway, I guess.
There’s a zombie in the house. No wait, I left the door open and he ran off. Well, shambled off, more like.
This house feels so empty now.
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There’s a mummy in the house. It’s not the same, but at least he brought a casserole.