“Mr. Cummings, you have been convicted of many heinous crimes. You seemed almost proud when you confessed to having stabbed those nuns.
Cummings smiled and nodded.
“Many who are afforded this opportunity seek atonement, forgiveness for their sins, or take the time to vocalize regret for their misdeed.”
Cummings smiled and nodded.
“Are you absolutely certain you’d like your last words on planet Earth to be ‘boobies’.”
“Yes I am.”
2450 volts of electricity were run through Cummings's body. Those watching thought it the longest twenty seconds of their lives.
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: NOTORIOUS KILLER’S LAST WORDS ARE “YES I AM”
2 Comments
GoCatGo
10/12/2014 08:09:27 am
This is classic Catskills material. Made me think of Jackie Mason in particular.
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kennedy
10/12/2014 08:15:45 am
Well, deep down inside I am really about 80 years old. Now I'm going to sing a rendition of "my mother's eyes."
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