The adventurer scowled, “Why would I want orange pants?”
“These aren’t just any pants; these pants are forged in the heart of a volcano.”
“Who forges pants?”
“They allow their wearer total control over the element of fire.”
“For only 50 coins? What’s the catch?”
“The wearer of these mystical trousers is compelled to tell nothing but the truth.”
“Oh. Pass.”
“Probably a wise idea, this cut would be unflattering on you.”
One needn’t wear the pants for the spell to take effect.