Regarding your previous letters and requests, I am writing at this time to inform you that Nyon General Hospital cannot, presently or in the foreseeable future, offer any assistance on this matter. That is not to say we were not moved by your commitment to your life partner, to whom you’ve made numerous references as your “master”. It is against the policy of our hospital to discriminate against extreme body modification and unconventional adult relationships.
That being said, there is no known way of giving you Scheuermann's disease.
Dr. Peggy Webling
Chief of Medicine, Nyon General Hospital.