The orc turned on her television set. A commercial was playing, so she had time to run to the kitchen for a snack.
The TV blared: Attention! Attention! If you discovered a genie lamp at any time in the last eight years, and used two or more wishes, you may be entitled to compensation! Genies of the twelfth realm have been shown in court to grant bad faith interpretation of wishes, and to follow an unlikely reading of the letter and not the spirit of the wish. If you or a loved one meets these qualifications, you may qualify for a cash award. Call the number at the bottom of the screen, now! We at the law firm of Plumpe and Murnau are here to help!
The orc returned and set her snacks on her coffee table. Another commercial started, so she decided to run to the bathroom.
The TV blared: Has this ever happened to you? Honey, did you shrink my armor with your witch’s magic? No dear. But I just bought this armor! Why waste hundreds, even thousands of rupees when you can use Charmor! Simply attach the unbreakable elastic straps to the sides of your old armor, and adjust until comfortable! It’s like brand new!
The orc finally sat down on her sofa, and watched as the TV blared: Attention! Attention! If you or a loved one is a devil, demon, or work in other soul contract-based careers, you will want to listen to the following announcement!