Dear Rahm
Dear Rahm,
How are you doing? Enjoying the weather? I write you today to ask an important question that has always bothered me: how come Chicago mayors aren’t tall?
My eight-grade history teacher told me that politicians were generally tall, but you’re a little guy. Both Mayors Daley were like 5’7” and Lori Lightfoot is like five foot nothing.
It’s weird.
You know who was tall, though? The cast of “Night Court.”
Please respond at your earliest convenience.
Your pal,
Kennedy
P.S. I believe you’re the man to answer this question, as you seem to have lots of free time.