Declassified Transcription
General Gripe to [Redacted]
Hey. I hate to be the one to tell you this thing, but do you remember last year’s incident?
[Redacted] to General Gripe
Are you referring to the terrorist attack on our super-weapon that annihilated one million of our loyal subjects? Because, yes, I do recall that “incident.”
General Gripe to [Redacted]
The good news is that have discovered the name of the terrorist responsible.
[Redacted] to General Gripe
We shall strike him down with the full force of our military might. He shall become an example to all those who would defy us.
General Gripe to [Redacted]
Okay. So, usually when I say there is “good news” people kind of hear the implication of “bad news” in there as well.
[Redacted] to General Gripe
There is bad news in addition to the destruction of our super-weapon that took over a decade to build? There is bad news in addition to the death of one million of our team? By all means, General, tell me the bad news.
General Gripe to [Redacted]
His last name is [Redacted].
[Redacted] to General Gripe
Oh.
General Gripe to [Redacted]
Yeah, so, it’s not really a common name. We actually had to go back over 20 years to find anybody else with that last name. I mean, aside from-
[Redacted] to General Gripe
Huh.
General Gripe to [Redacted]
The boys and I are kinda surprised you didn’t pick up on anything then. What with your space-wizardy and all.