Anyways, here is the opening in all it's messed up formatting due to weebly blog settings glory.
int. break room- day
We see SCULLY and HITCHCOCK standing by the pool table with their hands cuffed behind their backs. CHARLES, ROSA, JAKE and GINA are positioned around them. AMY enters.
AMY
Why are Scully and Hitchcock tied up?
JAKE
It's a new game Rosa invented based on the popular children's game Hungry, Hungry Hippos. We've replaced the tiny plastic board with this mostly unused pool table.
SCULLY
I use this table when I eat buffalo wings.
CHARLES
That's that smell!
AMY
You're going to make them eat pool balls?
JAKE
No! We're using these Mentos.
Gina brandishes a jar full of Mentos.
GINA
Charles made us promise.
JAKE
We call it "Hitchcock and Scully Eat Candy"!
AMY
Why not "Hungry, Hungry Hitchcock"?
CHARLES
Oh, that's much better.
JAKE
It's a little on the nose.
AMY
Do they have to be handcuffed? What about basic human dignity?
ROSA
(to Hitchcock and Scully)
Amy is after your candy.
Hitchcock and Scully snarl at Amy like animals.
GINA
(holding the Mentos over the table)
On your marks, get set, eat!
Hitchcock and Scully dive onto the table trying to eat all the candy. The pool table collapses to the floor out of frame, with the pair on top of it.
Scully and Hitchcock stand up, triumphant. Each is bleeding from the face.
Jake
That was thoroughly revolting.
ROSA
Dope.
AMY
How do you know who won?
Gina is seen brandishing two bottles of Diet Cola.
GINA
Gentlemen, Round 2!
TITLES ROLL