“Are other monsters something you’re worried about, Jim?”
“Well, no, but we can disprove Wendigos easier than disproving ghosts or bigfootses or vampires. Any noise at night, and some idiot is going to think that’s ghosts. They run radar through every inch of Loch Ness, but Nessie was hiding then. Wendigos, though, are total bullshit.”
“How so?”
“Well, you become a Wendigo if you ever resort to cannibalism. Lots of cannibals: no Wendigos. Jeffrey Dahmer never became a Wendigo.”
“But maybe that’s why they killed him in prison.”
“Goddamnit!”