“Yep,” answered Beth.
“But if it is the shit, it’s good.”
“Yep.”
“But if it’s the shits, it’s really bad.”
“Uh-huh.”
“And if it is the drizzling shits, it’s even worse.”
“Gross. Who even says that?”
“Lots of people, Beth. I’m just trying to figure out what word, letter or phrase I can add the ‘the shits’ to make it good again.”
“I really don’t want to be part of this conversation.”
“There’s probably a really funny joke in there, too.”
“I’m in the next room. I can’t hear you anymore.”